Eleven laws by Palas

1) LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3) LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch for sure.

4) LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5) LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

6) BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

9) LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11)LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.