WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
1. I can stare at any Girl.......
2. I don't have to spend money on her.
3. I won't get boring result in my papers.
4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy .
5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
6. I won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for me.
7. Girlfriend can get so possessive that I can't do anything according my wishes anymore.
8. I can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandma instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
9. I won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for my date to arrive at some weird shop\place
10. I can have more friends, as I will have more time for them
11. I wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, i'm sinless.
12. I can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
13.I wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with my folks.
14. No nonstop nonsense.
15. I wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
16. No more tension.
17. I can be "myself"
18. I wont have to hide my telephone bills...
These are enough for me, not to have one...If u have more plz post ur reasons as well
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2 comments:
Enough reasons for us to keep away!
"This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring" - totally!
Phone bills bhai! Reminds me of Airtel!
...more than happy with out one!
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