Monday, May 22, 2006

Reservations!!!!!!



I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start
the
reservation with our cricket team. We should have 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should
be
modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST
player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and
a
six hit by an OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player
scoring
60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like
Shoaib
Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl
maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery
above
this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an
OBC
player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST
and
OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and
politicians
(that can really help the country...)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the
ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country...)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Lets show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of
being
an INDIAN...
May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH long live...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, very good blog again.
Palas , why do not you be a writer or a saracastic poet like" AKHA" on old days.
I do agree with you. I think we should have reservation in Call center also.If an SC/St agent just maintain 30 mintes , it should be consider as 5 minutes.
and an agent who is atleast second last in his rating, then he shouls be given PBC1.......
Let me know how is this?
If we all agree, then I will talk to Arjun singh...sorry Samir Malhotra

Anonymous said...

"Dada Darun likhecho. Amader politician der egulo dekha uchit". Really this is what is spoken by every Indian from their heart. I cant wrire anything more tha this now.

Subhadip said...

Well written... reservation cannot be way of secularism.

Unfortunately, our politicians are so thick skinned, all this will not pierce their ears.

On A Reconnaissance Mission !!! said...

awesome dada , get this escalated to the politicians --oh!! may be not -- they may only take escalations from OBC otr SC/ST ......haha ha ha